As I mentioned in a previous blog post, I am working on two book projects. It is likely I will self-publish the books, and as soon as next year. The “things I’ve heard in job interviews” is further along than the “stuff I’ve seen in concerts” concept, so that one will get published first. Here is a sneak peak of three stories that will be in the book.
When the candidate’s phone rings…
Instead of saving the best for last, I will start with one of the strangest things I’ve ever encountered. We were hiring a content writer for the team, this writer would be one of my peers, and I was one of the interviewers. It was a few days before Thanksgiving. How did I recall that factoid? Because the candidate’s phone rang during the interview. She glanced at her phone and took the call, diving into a lengthy discussion about logistics and menu-planning for Thanksgiving dinner. Her call went on for about 10 minutes. Remember, she’s the candidate and is taking a call during an interview in my office! Boundaries? None. A few minutes later she ended the call but did not apologize. You can bet who didn’t get the job…
I’m a candidate just like you!
This was something my dad would have described as a Rod Serling Moment. Rod Serling was the genius creator of The Twilight Zone TV series. He also created Night Gallery, which played on similar themes. Serling was a brilliant author with a deadpan delivery. This story would have fit in well with the Rod Serling canon. Back in 2010, I applied for a director of marketing communications position at a trade association that was based here in North Texas. I matched the requirements well and was one of the first to apply. Three months went by, and I never got an interview. Adding insult to insult, the association re-posted the position on their website and on job boards. The position had one change – they used my email address and cell phone as the contact information! Did they hire me and not let me know? Soon I was getting calls and emails from other candidates to ask about the status of their applications. Unfortunately, I had no answers. My calls, emails, and personal visits to the association (their office was a mailbox in a UPS Store) all went unanswered. Can you hear the Twilight Zone theme playing in your head?
Shall we speak Klingon?
Technical people such as programmers are a breed unto themselves. They can be very big into science fiction. I am too, but within limits. Imagine my surprise when a candidate for a website programmer role asked me if we could conduct the interview in Klingon! Since my knowledge of Klingon is nonexistent and nobody else at the company is at all conversant, I quickly answered, “English would be fine.” While the candidate may have gained bonus points for totally out of the box creativity, it quickly evaporated when he admitted he had never visited our website. He had no idea what we did nor had any notion of what he would be programming. Priorities? None. Asking to speak in a made-up foreign language while ignoring the basic reading material for the role is a great way to get yourself withdrawn from consideration.
There are plenty more of these stories. I’ve been offered a cigarette, given an incorrect location, called out for dressing too flashy, and more. But I’ve given too, such as offering to take the drug test there on the spot, or helping put up holiday decorations in the lobby because I was early, and explaining why a company’s recent marketing campaign would tank (and I was right!!).